December 2011
When your Mom won't let you explain.
So sick of this "Like My Status" bullcrap on...
LMS if you think im cute.
LMS if u breathin right now.
LMS if you a pimp.
LMS if you like food
LMS if you live on earth
Lmfao that face. xD
When someone's telling me their life issues and...
"Do You Smell Weed?"
When your mom kept on lecturing you.
You look at her and wish you can do this:
But you can’t because you know this will happen:
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Merry Christmas all my tumblr people! :)
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
Tumblr was on MTV?
There is always a teacher that you suspect is gay...
Home Alone? →
Music on full blast
Dancing like a maniac
Watching scary movies
Then getting freaked out over every little noise
Eating everything in sight
All the sudden you’re extremely hyper
On Tumblr for hours
Laughing out loud at Tumblr posts
Crying over everything because you’re an emotional wreck inside
Doing something that was a good idea at the time
Then your parents get...
Reblog if your Mom is beautiful.