here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

(via thetremblingofmyhaunt)



trying to get your friends to watch a show you like


Gentle persuasion

(via thetremblingofmyhaunt)

Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you