here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
trying to get your friends to watch a show you like
Actual conversation at a party last night
- Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
- Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you