niceisneat:

here’s a tip

if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink

respect it

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merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

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Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you